Like reading Poe on mushrooms.
“A real mustn’t read.” -Every Critic Ever
Have you ever wanted to escape?
Ever wished you were a character in a story?
Be careful what you wish for.
I wanted that once, too.
And now here I am. And it sucks.
How did I get here?
What did I do to deserve this?
Trapped in the nightmarish world of Edgar Allan Poe
Why are these tales so much worse than the originals?
Why is everyone I meet so annoying? And what’s the deal with their wonky eyeballs?
E is for Eyeball is what happens when you put works of public domain into the hands of an incompetent lunatic.
Horrific. Hilarious. Ridiculous.
You’ll laugh till your eyes pop out.
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