The Hellraiser parody you never wanted is now three books long!
The one box set you didn’t know you were waiting for has finally arrived!
Just in time to send to those family members that made your naughty list during the holidays!
Or as a gift to yourself, rather than your usual post-holiday self-flagellation routine!
To comply with current nutrition standards there are now THREE SCOOPS* of human souls in every box!
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