Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum!
I smell the blood of a…!
Well, you all know the story.
Jack is a poor farm boy living with his mother.
Having to milk cows to keep the bill collectors at bay.
Till one day a man comes by and gives him an enhancement pill that makes him sprout a giant boner
Which he climbs all the way up to Giant Land.
I mean, sure, we all know that part.
But from there, things take a twist.
From the weirdest author you know
Comes a surprisingly heartwarming tale.
One of love, family, and big old boners.
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